It’s unbelievable how much I miss these 47 people :(
Just saw an e-mail my dad sent to me on my birthday, he is so cute. The text is all colored and highlighted and giant font, he probably spent so much time figuring that out. Aws.
Did you know that Johnny Depp is going to star in a Dr. Seuss biopic? The movie’s going to be kind of like a combination of Finding Neverland and Who Framed Roger Rabbit — Depp tells us that it will delve into the author’s imagination, letting audiences see Theodor Geisel’s creative process unfold as he interacts with his most famous characters.
In other words: That Edward Scissorhands/Lorax crossover fanfic you wrote is finally coming true.
This is… The Choice?
Fox will soon debut a celebrity dating show that’s basically The Voice for people without talent. Contestants will “audition” to get dates with celebrities like Carmen Electra, Rob Kardashian, and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The twist: The stars will have their backs turned away from the stage, so they won’t be able to see their potential date until they decide to go out with him or her.
Yes, this is a real thing. More info — plus a longer list of the personalities who will appear on the show — here.
I don’t want to live in a world where this is acceptable.
Just think for a second about the millions of dollars and countless people and time being wasted on this. Society is pathetic.